Jason Derulo ft. PSATS (via i-wield-a-spork)
1. Learn to bedazzle people.
2. Become lucky like Jasmine.
3. Train a dolphin.
4. Get interviewed about my calligraphy (AND NOT IRRELEVANT QUESTIONS; DO NOT CALL ME YOUNG SENSEI!).
5. Find a number between 23 and 23.5.
6. Write a poem about crimson leaves falling.
7. See the Grand Canyon…